Who wants to at least pretend to be my boyfriend and take cute pictures with me?
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You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
I’m so cold.
I had to walk home from work. My dad didn’t get me. I worked 5 hours and 45 minutes. Waited 20. Then walked the three miles to my house. It’s 32 degrees out and snowing. I have no mittens.





